Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
