Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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