STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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