I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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