There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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