and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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