his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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