Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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