You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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