At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
