I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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