He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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