Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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