I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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