I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
MIDGETS
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He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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