How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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