so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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