Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Randomize
