loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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