Hey man sorry I got all grabby
you would pick up someone in the library
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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