The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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