I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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