Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
my liver is dry heaving
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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