Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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