It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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