if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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