How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
my poor anus
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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