You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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