Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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