we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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