Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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