this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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