It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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