Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
not ubering you a puppy
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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