I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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