problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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