I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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