So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just googled if crying burns calories
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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