So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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You. Win. At. Life.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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