Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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