I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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