I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
