"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
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