summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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