Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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