no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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