so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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