if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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