Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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