so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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