I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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