What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Houston, we have a squirter
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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