what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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