when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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