just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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