You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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